Mansoor
02-10-2009, 06:54 PM
Bribe her wali to put you on top of contenders list. Call him, run after his car, lie down in his doorsteps, until he actually makes a list and put you on top of it.
(All the Rulings of Wali apply only if hes your friend and not someone from sister's family)
Beg him, beseach him, take him to the expensive restaurants for dinner.
Pay his utility bills without even taking the money from him.
Wash his car everyday and offer a pick and drop service completely free of charge.
Send him death threats if nothing mentioned above works.
Kidnap his son.
Wash and use the same diaper he came with to reduce the kidnapping cost.(man.. are these things expensive or what, my sister has two kids and half of their income goes to diapers.. my God..)
If the kid happens to be the most evil kid in the world, put him back in his doorstep with a note: "I hate you and your son equally".
Beg all the shyookh in the masjid to convince the sister for you. Cry infront of them, cling to their thob until they promise to convince her for you. (Man.. dont they just give false hopes :()
Disguise yourself in a sister's outfit, go to her and tell her about this brother you know named "yourname" and praise yourself as much as you can.
Give children in your community lots of chocolates and ask them to praise you infront of her.
Find out where she works and go there every other day.
Pretend you are the most intelligent, most dedicated person this earth has ever seen on its face.
Show her how genuinely you are related to what she does or with the organization she works at.
Everytime you go there, pretend you are totally unaware of the fact shes there.
Find out who else has proposed to her and give them hateful looks everytime you see them.
Send them hate emails.
Challenge them to fight.
If the other person happens to be stronger than you and you get beaten up badly, dont lose hope, seek medical help, get all your wounds cleaned up and then challenge him again. Fight until you are beaten to death. (She's your dream girl for God's sake, you aint gonna give up like this or are you?)
Follow her everywhere she goes so that she knows how badly you want to marry her.
Guard her house 24/7 so that no other prospect can reach her.
Steal her cell phone and search the whole phonebook for word "Br." Kill all of them one by one. (except the ones who are married or the ones who actually happen to be her real brothers)
Always walk around the sister's entrance outside the masjid.
Turn your cool on everytime you see a niqaabi sister. (You never know, it could be her).
Spread nails around her car and stand nearby pretending you are waiting for someone. Keep looking at your watch again and again.
If the tires dont flat, curse yourself and get bigger nails next time.
Offer your services sincerely free of charge.
On your way back from gym, forget to wear a shirt and stop right infront of her house pretending something just went wrong with your car.
Come out of the car wearing sunglasses http://forums.almaghrib.org/images/icons/icon6.gif, open the hood and make sure all the liquids are upto level. Spend enough time walking around the car to make sure she sees you.
If a friend pops in, pretend you have no clue where you are.
If he tells you that you are standing right infront of a men's dormitory, pretend you already knew that.
Come back home and beat that friend up who told you that she lives there.
If its the same place you have been guarding 24/7, ask them to pay you.
Promise your friend a $100 if his wife succeeds to make this sister consider you.
and Finally, In the last third of the night, cry infront of Allah, tell Him that even though you personally like her so much, but the main reason for you persuing her is that shes a great muslimah. Tell Allah that you want her so that you can raise a family who is completely subservient to Him, and because you want your children to be the great muslim leaders of tomorrow..
and May Allah accept your efforts.. :)
Ameen
P.S. (I know these are not hundred but you can add more to make them hundred)
P.P.S. (Except the last one, try all others on your own risk)
(All the Rulings of Wali apply only if hes your friend and not someone from sister's family)
Beg him, beseach him, take him to the expensive restaurants for dinner.
Pay his utility bills without even taking the money from him.
Wash his car everyday and offer a pick and drop service completely free of charge.
Send him death threats if nothing mentioned above works.
Kidnap his son.
Wash and use the same diaper he came with to reduce the kidnapping cost.(man.. are these things expensive or what, my sister has two kids and half of their income goes to diapers.. my God..)
If the kid happens to be the most evil kid in the world, put him back in his doorstep with a note: "I hate you and your son equally".
Beg all the shyookh in the masjid to convince the sister for you. Cry infront of them, cling to their thob until they promise to convince her for you. (Man.. dont they just give false hopes :()
Disguise yourself in a sister's outfit, go to her and tell her about this brother you know named "yourname" and praise yourself as much as you can.
Give children in your community lots of chocolates and ask them to praise you infront of her.
Find out where she works and go there every other day.
Pretend you are the most intelligent, most dedicated person this earth has ever seen on its face.
Show her how genuinely you are related to what she does or with the organization she works at.
Everytime you go there, pretend you are totally unaware of the fact shes there.
Find out who else has proposed to her and give them hateful looks everytime you see them.
Send them hate emails.
Challenge them to fight.
If the other person happens to be stronger than you and you get beaten up badly, dont lose hope, seek medical help, get all your wounds cleaned up and then challenge him again. Fight until you are beaten to death. (She's your dream girl for God's sake, you aint gonna give up like this or are you?)
Follow her everywhere she goes so that she knows how badly you want to marry her.
Guard her house 24/7 so that no other prospect can reach her.
Steal her cell phone and search the whole phonebook for word "Br." Kill all of them one by one. (except the ones who are married or the ones who actually happen to be her real brothers)
Always walk around the sister's entrance outside the masjid.
Turn your cool on everytime you see a niqaabi sister. (You never know, it could be her).
Spread nails around her car and stand nearby pretending you are waiting for someone. Keep looking at your watch again and again.
If the tires dont flat, curse yourself and get bigger nails next time.
Offer your services sincerely free of charge.
On your way back from gym, forget to wear a shirt and stop right infront of her house pretending something just went wrong with your car.
Come out of the car wearing sunglasses http://forums.almaghrib.org/images/icons/icon6.gif, open the hood and make sure all the liquids are upto level. Spend enough time walking around the car to make sure she sees you.
If a friend pops in, pretend you have no clue where you are.
If he tells you that you are standing right infront of a men's dormitory, pretend you already knew that.
Come back home and beat that friend up who told you that she lives there.
If its the same place you have been guarding 24/7, ask them to pay you.
Promise your friend a $100 if his wife succeeds to make this sister consider you.
and Finally, In the last third of the night, cry infront of Allah, tell Him that even though you personally like her so much, but the main reason for you persuing her is that shes a great muslimah. Tell Allah that you want her so that you can raise a family who is completely subservient to Him, and because you want your children to be the great muslim leaders of tomorrow..
and May Allah accept your efforts.. :)
Ameen
P.S. (I know these are not hundred but you can add more to make them hundred)
P.P.S. (Except the last one, try all others on your own risk)