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03-23-2009, 06:56 PM
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Qabeelat Nurayn
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Umm alDunya
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Re: Funny Border Stories...
wow these are hilarious!
lol @ basspor, I can totally hear some habaryar saying that.
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كم من حريص جامع جاشع ٭ ليس بمنتفع و لا نافع “How many dedicated (students of knowledge) there are,
seeking to gather it and desirous of obtaining it, yet they do not gain benefit from it nor do they give benefit out to others.” Imam Al-Awzaa'ee rahimahullah |
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03-23-2009, 06:59 PM
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Ameer, Qabeelat Ittihaad(Windsor)
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Windsor
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Re: Funny Border Stories...
Off: Where are you guys going?
Bro: Religious seminar at U of M Off: Do you have any material for the seminar. Bro: Here you go (hands him a binder) *Off. was some white dude, non-muslim* Off:Hmmm this is all basic stuff,dont you have anything more advanced than this (flipping through the binder) Bro: *Looking puzzled* Ok whatever you say (leaves) The class was thematic tafseer btw. |
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03-23-2009, 07:07 PM
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Ameer, Qabeelat Ittihaad(Windsor)
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Windsor
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Re: Funny Border Stories...
This was when a brother was driving me and one more brother, us two were sitting in the back seat and we were comming back from michigan.
Off: Where are you comming from. Bro: Religious Seminar Off: Are you bringing anything with you Bro: (trying to be funny) Nope, nothing but these refugees. (Me and the other brother look at eachother thinking what's wrong with the brother) Off:Pull Over We spent atleast an hour at the border at the CANADIAN side that night. |
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03-23-2009, 07:16 PM
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Re: Funny Border Stories...
^^^^^^^^ Lawl
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03-23-2009, 07:46 PM
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Banu Hayl
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Sunny California
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Re: Funny Border Stories...
I am loving these.... Keep 'em coming guys
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03-23-2009, 08:00 PM
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Banu Wedad
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Portland Oregon
Posts: 296
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Re: Funny Border Stories...
lol the 'ask Bush why not me' was tops
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lol subhanallah, there are times when humor will not work lol |
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03-23-2009, 08:41 PM
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Qabeelat Ittihaad
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 689
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Re: Funny Border Stories...
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SubhanAllah, that's a hilarious story. Well, I guess it wasn't funny at the time...I can only imagine the conversation in the car the rest of the way home...! |
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03-23-2009, 09:20 PM
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Qabeelat Ittihaad
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Windsor, On
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Re: Funny Border Stories...
hahaha..masha'Allah..
I have a few that I can think of right now that I've either experienced or have heard about.... 1. Officer: where are you headed? Sister: to the U of M for a seminar Officer: Oh yeah. about what? Sister: Marriage Officer: oh, so you're married? Sister: umm..No Officer: Than why are you going to a seminar about marriage if your not married? Sister: uummm...to learn about it Officer: so let me get this straight you're going to learn about marriage and you're not even married? Sister: *gulp and braces herself* yessss Officer: Right on girl! I could use some of that information! Sister: *sighs* hahaha ....leave..... 2. Officer: Citizenship? Brother: Canadian *some other questions* Officer: Sir, where were you born? Brother: (attempting to get a laugh out of the officer) In a hospital *chuckles* Officer: Pull Over Brother: *sigh* 3. Officer: what's everyone's citizenship? Sister 1: Canadian Officer asks some other questions Officer: Where is (sister such and such) Sister 2: right here Officer: How old are you? Sister2: 14 Officer: *looks concerned and angry* do you know these people? Sister 2: yes their my friends Officer: is everything ok? are you sure you know them? Sister 2: yes Officer: *gives the other three sisters death stares* you sure you're ok? Sister 2: yes Officer: positive? Sister 2: yeah Officer: do your parents know where you are? Sister 2: yes Officer: next time you need to get a note from a parent or I can't let you through... ...leave...
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03-23-2009, 10:25 PM
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Qabeelat Tayybah
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Long Island, NY
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Re: Funny Border Stories...
LOL @ in a hospital
you people are hilarious i don't think i'd joke with them personally lol
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فَاسْتَبِقُواْ الْخَيْرَاتِ أَيْنَ مَا تَكُونُواْ يَأْتِ بِكُمُ اللّهُ جَمِيعًا إِنَّ اللّهَ عَلَى كُلِّ شَيْءٍ قَدِيرٌ
So compete with one another in good deeds.
Wheresoever you may be, Allah will bring you all together.
Indeed Allah is Able to do all things.
[2:148]
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PrOuD MeMBeR of IbnFaqih's 60
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03-24-2009, 01:52 AM
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Ameerah, Qabeelat Nasr
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Calgary AB
Posts: 531
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Re: Funny Border Stories...
Asalamu Aleykum Wa Rahmatullahi Wa Barakatu
Masha Allah this thread was toooo funny. I love the one with the sisters who were ahead of the other sisters. Somali people and the P's lol. My mom always gets stressed out when shes passing the boarder. The only issue I get is my picture. It's of me when I was 6. So they always say I think it's about time you get a new one. So now when I give it to them I say "Yeah I know it's a bit out dated."
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And seek help in patience and As-Salât (the prayer) and truly it is extremely heavy and hard except for Al-Khâshi'űn [i.e. thetrue believers in Allâh - those who obey Allâh with full submission, fear much from His Punishment, and believe in His Promise(Paradise, etc.) and in His Warnings (Hell, etc.)]. [Surah Baqarah 2:45] ~^~>~Whoever desires to purify his heart, then let him prefer Allah to his desires ~<~~^~ Ibn Al Qayyim |
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