Funny stories from salat

[Anti_Shaytan]

One of the local (desi) Masjid that I go to. They make dua together after every prayer. I usually don't join them but sit there until they're done. One time after they were done with the dua the man next to me points me out to the Imam and starts yelling and in Punjabi says "what's wrong with this guy...he never makes dua with us...tell him to make dua with us" mad embarrasing. The Imam just felt kinda embarrased too and said it's ok, it's not Fard to do so. Sadly enough the man thought it was FARD to make dua in congregation after every fard salah.

Just one of many stories I have from this masjid but the only one I will mention

[Minaj]

I must admit these are some yummy stories.

At synott masjid(mashallah, a very diverse masjid) I get up for the jummah prayer, and I am checking if my heels are on the lines and then this guy to be start waving his finger and uttering "don't touch my feet"(you know feet to feet). It was funny because It seem like this poor guy must of had some horrible experience with people trying to touch his feet in the prayer.

You know the most embrassing thing that can happen in the prayer in my oponion is when you have to pass gas, and the longer you hold it the wrost it gets and OHHH esp when you start going down into the ruku and sujood. So, the longer you hold it the louder the bang. NOW thats embrassing, I pray that never happens to anybody, NOT saying it happen to me.

[Hafsa_H]

Originally Posted by Nafsul-Awwaamah

Which reminds me of a story. One of my kittens (back in the day) was messing with me while I was praying. [I was wearing the 2 piece salah outfit.] So I went down for rukoo3 and when I was coming back up, I see the cat flying past me. Apparently the top part (hijab) was fluttering alot when I was in rukoo3 and by the time he made his move and attacked, I was getting up and he COMPLETELY MISSED! LOL! I burst out laughing and had to take the cat out of the room before I re-did my salah.

This also happened to me!!! In exactly the same way!! LOL! And the scary part was that I saw her stealthly making her way towards me
It's the funniest when my kitten attacks my mom. She jumps and claws onto my mom's back and then my mom starts reciting at the top of her voice... that's our cue to run in and grab her off

[Nafsul-Awwaamah]

Originally Posted by Minaj

You know the most embrassing thing that can happen in the prayer in my oponion is when you have to pass gas, and the longer you hold it the wrost it gets and OHHH esp when you start going down into the ruku and sujood. So, the longer you hold it the louder the bang. NOW thats embrassing, I pray that never happens to anybody, NOT saying it happen to me.

LOL!!! Where did that even come from?!?!?! HAHAHAHA. May Allaah bless us in keeping that "evil" from us. Ameen.
*Not to be taken as rudeness/hostility, I thought it was hilarious

Reminds me of the story shaykh Yaser mentioned about a certain shaykh and a certain book . Good times. My fellow Hosnites remember, I'm sure. We'll keep it on the DL (that's down low people, not Divine Link =P ) so the others can appreciate it.

"SUBHANALLAAH!"

I want to thank you again, Shaykh Yaser, for the amazing class. My brother and I can't say "subhanAllaah" without a loud deep voice, resulting in fits of laughter, followed by a couple more "SUBHANALLAAH"s. JazaakAllaahu Khayr. We're all charity cases (from the countless smiles). .

[iss ME! zahweee!]

Originally Posted by InshaAllah

Alhamdulillah, it stayed on his back until we finished Salaah.

LOL.. that's so mean

[Nafsul-Awwaamah]

Originally Posted by InshaAllah

Don't know if this counts, but today my brother had a spider on his back while he led my family and I in prayer. =O. Pretty distracting, I must say. I was right behind him, and the spider was crawling full speed... looked like it was headed my direction, but Alhamdulillah, it stayed on his back until we finished Salaah.

LOL alhamdulillaah!!! And come on, I know you have more .

[Asmaa Abdul Hameed]

Originally Posted by iss ME! zahweee!

LOL.. that's so mean

it's not what could have been done about it!

[abu ibrahim]

Ahahahahahahah subhanAllah these stories are really funny alhamdulillah!
ok so here is my personal take on funny salah stories, lol was not funny at the time it happened but khair inshAllah you will get a laugh out of it !

As some of you know that in Libya (where i am from) its mainly Maliki mathh'hab so the older members of the community pray with there hands down not across their chests. also the 1st line is for the older community members (its not in all masajids but some). Anywho, so me coming from the US i dont really know the "rules" and what have you.
So i come early to the salah sit in the 1st line waiting, got some weird looks but was like 'so what.'
So the imam comes and we start the salah i put my hans up for the takbeertul ehraam (1st takbeerah) and every thing is fine. i come up from ruku and the 3amu (old community member) slaps the HECK out of my hand as i bring it up! and YES IN SALAAH!!!!!! i was soo scared/shocked! So i didnt know wat to do to other than just continue praying! so i down for tashdud and at this point am scared to move my hands at all! so until the salah ended i didnt move my hand AT ALL (which kinda ticked him off too! ahaha i run out the masjid right when i made tesleem!

[abu ibrahim]

the other store i have is this one time at taraweeh, the guy i was standing next to, his cell phone went off (it was on vibrate) so the 1st time it was like "vvvv vvv vvv" he just squeezed it and it turned off. it rang again and he did the same thing. he rang a 3rd time pulled out his phone and looked at and i guess got kinda ticked. the 4th time he pulls out his phone flips it open and say "hey im praying let let me call you back ok?" and hangs up! all of this WHILE HE IS IN SALAAH. at this point i could not hold myself so i got out of the salah left went out side and laughed and laughed and laughed!!! Allah Al Musta3an!

[abu ibrahim]

Originally Posted by freedbyislam

Bismillah. Shaykh Muhammad tells this story alhamdolillah:

The government of Libya really makes life miserable for practicing Muslims. So much so that brothers who grow their beards are jailed, and those who go to the masjid for jamat are often given a hard time. (May Allah multiply the reward of the sabireen among them, and strengthen the hearts and ibadat of all the Muslims of Libya and oppressed lands. Ameen.)

Well, one day a brother who was particularly nervous went for Fajr.

He felt a hand on his shoulder pulling him back, and he fainted!

Alhamdolillah, he had fainted because he believed the government had caught up with him! But the only problem was that the saf he was praying in was full. So a brother had tried to pull him back so that they could maintain the sunnah and be two in that new line instead of one.

1st thing ameeen to the du3ah!!! yes its very very true, last time i went it was alot better alhamdulillah (aug. 08) alot more brothers are growing their breads and alot of sister are putting on the niqqab!